Mrs. Devereaux: You lock all the doors and windows.
Trish: Mom, I'm eighteen years old, remember?
Mrs. Devereaux: You will always be my baby.
Trish: Look, what do you have against Valerie, anyway?
Diane: Nothing. She drinks too much milk.
Diane: Y'know, I think your tits are getting bigger.
Various Girls: Mine?
Jeff: Can't you take a joke?
Diane: Can't you get out of the third grade?