Terry Tingloff: The high jump is a masochists event-it always ends on failure.
Lina: Jealousy doesn't show how much you love someone, it shows how insecure you are.
Peter Stegman: I am the future.
Mr. Bebe: Come along with me, Fanny.
Frances Farmer: Frances. You know, I'm not the cookbook.
Mr. Bebe: You see, you've got to change that name.
Mrs. Talmann: She does not fret father, or if she does you well know the cause is your indifference - a house, a garden, a horse, a wife the preferential order.
Secretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you?
Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.