Best comedy movie quotes of 1982

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The Draughtsman's Contract picture

Mrs. Talmann: When your speech is as coarse as your face, Louis, then you sound as impotent by day as you perform by night.

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The King of Comedy picture

Secretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you?
Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.

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Things Are Tough All Over picture

Chong: Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.

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Le Père Noël est une ordure picture

Zézette: Eh, Monsieur Pierre! Y'a un monsieur très malpoli qui a téléphoné, il voulait enculer Therèse.
Pierre Mortez: Oui mais c'est un ami.
Zézette: Ah bah ça va alors.

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Opening Narration: Hollywood, California. Home to the rich and powerful. Yet so popular with the broken and destitute. Here sex - hunger is reflected in every aspect of daily life, and instant gratification is tirelessly pursued. A center of casual violence and capricious harassment. Where rampant vice and amorality permeate every strata of society... It is a known fact that prolonged exposure to just such a psychopathic environment will eventually warp even the most normal and decent among us.

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Larry Weisman: Commitment. Discipline. Make it work.

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