Alex: David, please be rational. Let's go and see Dr. Hirsch.
David: Yeah, be rational. Sure. I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake.
Randall: People who are always right make me sick.
Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well.
Arthur: Now, once more, I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be.
Andromeda: You are not my lord and husband, not yet. In the absence of the queen, it is I who command.
Linda: We're gonna get you. We're gonna get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep.
Tyrian: If he's ready to lay a dragon in its grave, he's nothing to fear from me.
Donna: Haven't you ever done Assertiveness Training? Before I looked into the Doc, I did it all - EST, T.M., Scientology, iridology, Primal Scream... I don't know, I figure another five years of real hard work, and maybe I'll be a real human being.
Yolanda: Oh, look. Isn't that that boy Bavarian from Budapest?
Waldemar: No, that's a fruit bat from the Philippines.