Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Cledus Snow: You can't drive a fork lift.
Bandit: I can drive any forkin' thing around.
Chow Lu Fung: I made a vow not to kill... but it seems I must.
Ben Shockley: How's our Assistant D.A. these days?
Josephson: Shit! He couldn't convict Hitler.
Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories.
James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: Frequently.
Major David Kabakov: What is this thing you Americans call the Super Bowl?
Nicolai Dalchimsky: The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep. Remember. Miles to go before I sleep.
Karen Wallace: Excuse me, I don't mean to intrude, but could you move your ass, dear?
German Aide: Excuse me for interrupting, but ... British paratroopers have apparently landed. Three kilometers from here.
Field Marshal Model: Why should they do that? There's nothing valuable here. I! I am valuable here! They have all come to capture me!