Dan Freeman: You have just played out the American dream... and now, we're gonna turn it into a nightmare.
Mike: You'll like Bath... better class of fuck in Bath.
Peregrine Devlin: You begin to resent an actor if you always have to give him bad notices.
Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of.
Sheriff Connors: Only scared of two things, what's that?
Gator McKlusky: Women and the police.
Adolf Hitler: Are you mad? Are you insane?
Josef Goebbels: The heart of Germany has ceased to beat. The fuhrer is dead.
Little John: Hey! Who's drivin' this flyin' umbrella?
James Bond: I'm surprised they didn't spot you, too. There's a most remarkable girl back there with a deck of cards.
Harold Strutter: I saw those cards on the way up. Spades, James, every one. You were nailed the minute you left 74.
Martha Phillips: I should've offered you something, Mr. Thorn.
Det. Thorn: If I'd had the time, I would've asked for it.
Lee: You were always so sweet to me, at Daddy's legendary Sunday lunches.
Philip: I can still see you sitting on Olivia DeHavilland's lap.
Frank Harmon: Miss... I don't pick up hitchhikers.
Breezy: That's the best news I've heard all day.
Hope Springs: It's not her fault she has to wear a falsie.
Sid Fiddler: What do you mean, "a" falsie?
Hope Springs: She's got one bigger than the other.
Sid Fiddler: Is that right?
Hope Springs: No, left.
Mohamed Larbi Slimane: The revolution is like a bicycle, when it stops it falls.
Inspector Longhi: The skill of police artists is to make the living appear dead.
Vickie Allessio: I'm beginning to sound like a wife.