Det. Thorn: Who bought you?
Hatcher: You're bought as soon as they pay you a salary.
Harold DeMilo: Are you blackmailing me Mr Mahoney?
Curtis Mahoney: Goodness no... I'm just an average person with an above average curiosity... and of course I don't make make friends easy.
Inspector Boot: Look, Devlin, when two people have the same motive to murder and one of them is still alive, who would you arrest?
Laura Baxter: This one who's blind. She's the one that can see.
Lisa: I don't want to have to remember my husband. I want to love him now.
Mike: You'll like Bath... better class of fuck in Bath.
Charlie Brown: I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.
Linus van Pelt: That's right. I've seen you make toast. You can't butter it, but maybe we can help you. Snoopy, you go out to the garage and make a table we can set up in the backyard.
Lee: You were always so sweet to me, at Daddy's legendary Sunday lunches.
Philip: I can still see you sitting on Olivia DeHavilland's lap.
Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of.
Sheriff Connors: Only scared of two things, what's that?
Gator McKlusky: Women and the police.
Frank Harmon: Miss... I don't pick up hitchhikers.
Breezy: That's the best news I've heard all day.
Maggie Paul: Why is it everybody else gets chicken and I always get the feathers?
Mohamed Larbi Slimane: The revolution is like a bicycle, when it stops it falls.
Hope Springs: It's not her fault she has to wear a falsie.
Sid Fiddler: What do you mean, "a" falsie?
Hope Springs: She's got one bigger than the other.
Sid Fiddler: Is that right?
Hope Springs: No, left.
Vickie Allessio: I'm beginning to sound like a wife.
Hellman: Isn't that just like a woman? She wants to be treated like a man... and then she cries.