Don Lope de Aguirre: Perucho, don't you think the cannon might be a little bit rusty?
Perucho: It might.
Kubota, Head of Children's Land: Look, the two space monsters. The one with three heads is King Ghidorah. And that's Gigan.
Harry Lomart: You conniving bitch.
Randy: You bunch of female jock-strappers.
Judge Roy Bean: The last time that bear ate a lawyer, he had the runs for thirty-three days.
Abel Marsh: It's true what they say about Dobermans. I guess that's why they say it.
The Queen: Kiss me quick.
The Fool: Yes... where is your quick?
Ogami Itto: I am the Second designated by the Shogunate... Ogami Itto.
Paul: Even if a husband lives two hundred fucking years, he'll never discover his wife's true nature. I may be able to understand the secrets of the universe, but... I'll never understand the truth about you. Never.
Tang Lung: Let him know. If I ever see him here again... he won't leave alive.
Mrs. Edson: Ain't it a shame how some of God's children have it so easy, while others have it so hard?
Ogami Itto: You Yagyu's tactics are despicable.