Colonel: I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
Rafael Acosta: Sir, you just insulted the Republic of Miranda.
Colonel: I don't give a damn about the Republic of Miranda.
Rafael Acosta: And I shit on your entire army.
Ogami Itto: The true way of the warrior means to live by death.
Matron: I'm a simple woman with simple tastes, and I want to be wooed.
Sir Bernard Cutting: Ooh, you can be as 'wude' as you like with me.
Tang Lung: Movement number 4: Dragon seeks path. Hi-yah!" (Tang kicks, knocking a hoodlum unconscious) "Dragon whips his tail.
Harry Lomart: You bastard! You bloody bastard.
Winston Churchill: I'm free! I'm free! I'm Winston Bloody Churchill and I'm free.
Lenny Cantrow: There's no insincerity in those potatoes. There's no deceit in the cauliflower. This is a totally honest meal.
Jaime: This thing you call politics? Politics is bullshit.
Lucas: I was wondering what it was.
Cigarette Girl: Cigarette?
Shaft: No, thank you. What else can you help me with?
Cigarette Girl: Well, I'm off at four o'clock.
Charlie Brown: Hmm, a letter to Snoopy. What a surprise. I never get any mail. I had 15 pen pals once, and they let me do all the writing.
Don Lope de Aguirre: That man is a head taller than me. That may change.
Leon Trotsky: It's hard living with an old revolutionary. You should have been with us when we stormed the Winter Palace! With Lenin in Moscow in the early days! What happiness to be alive - to be fighting then.
Pete: One man, Chalky. Just one man. Don't make him sound like a goddamn army.
Chalky Price: It only takes one man to wash you away. And T is the last man in this world I want lookin' for me.
Wu: I was being used, have pity on me! Please, sir.
Chen: Have pity? Who had pity for Huo Yuan-Chia?
Sir Wayne Waverley: Come along, Trout, strike camp.
Inspector Trout: Yeah, we ought to get these tents down, too, sir, and be on our way. And what about Baker? Should we dispose of his body?
Sir Wayne Waverley: I don't know about his body, but I think we should give his head a decent burial.
Kubota, Head of Children's Land: Look, the two space monsters. The one with three heads is King Ghidorah. And that's Gigan.
Judge Roy Bean: The last time that bear ate a lawyer, he had the runs for thirty-three days.
Randy: You bunch of female jock-strappers.