Rayette: I'm gonna play it again.
Bobby: You play that thing one more time, I'm gonna melt it down into hairspray.
Rayette: Let me play the other side then.
Bobby: No, Rayette, it's not a question of sides. It's a question of musical integrity.
Gus Demetri: Don't believe truth. Archie, just don't believe truth.
Professor T. Eliot Stokes: Vampirism is not a disease, Julia. Vampires are the living dead.
Phyllis Waterbury: Apple pie for breakfast - we can't be poor after all.
Artie Kornfeld - Music Promoter: Somebody was saying this is the second largest city in New York. There's been no police. There's been no trouble. If you check the statistics out, you'll find out these people at three hundred plus thousand people have lived together peacefully.
Dracula: They have destroyed my servant. They will be destroyed.