Jen-Ai: I like China the way it is.
Capt. Lin Nan: Filthy? Ignorant? Backward?
Jen-Ai: No, but if your house is dirty you can clean it.
John McBain: It seems like everybody around here is stealing from everybody else.
General Rokurota Makabe: Hide a stone among stones and a man among men.
Harry Archer: You know everyone's seeing satellites these days.
Marvin the Martian: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
Jeanne Tournier: You've no idea how important one's hairstyle is in Paris. It can be sleek or windswept, but it must be stylish. It's the hair that makes the dress chic. Thanks to hairstyling, you recognize.
Henri Tournier: Who?
Jeanne Tournier: Everyone. American women, Swedish women, Parisians, provincials - everybody.
Henri Tournier: There's some truth in that.
Merchant Seaman: It may be a phoney war to you, but it's not to all the blokes at sea. Never has been.
Supt. Burk: I've been back over the records, and given you at least a dozen cases - why on Earth choose this one?
James Rankin: It's the one clear case that'll prove my point! If Styles had had the money to buy an adequate defense, he never would have hanged.
Captain Potts: Carry on Sergeant.
Noah Cullen: Ni**er! You call me that again, and I'll kill you.
Daffy Duck: Ho ho. Very funny. Ha ha. It is to laugh.
Inspector Vigot: You know that it is a mistake to say that communism is appealing to the mentally advanced. I think it is only true when the mentally advanced are also emotionally retarded.
Mary Royce: Every bone in his body must be broken. But I'm not sure that's what killed him.