Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe: We've an old proverb in England that says, "Those who sail without oars stay on good terms with the wind."
James Lee Wong: Greetings. Only the eyebrows of youth would have the temerity to call the beard of age at such an hour.
Jiminy Cricket: Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?
Oliver Hardy: Where's the basement?
Desk Clerk: Downstairs.