Holland Wagenbach: If you're so special, how come a lowly civil servant like me just caught you?
Vic Mackey: You better figure out how much you hate me. And how you're going to deal with that. 'Cause I'm not going anywhere.
Claudette Wyms: Neither am I.
Vic Mackey: I'll never forget what you guys did for me.
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Don't worry, we won't let you.
Vic Mackey: Until now I've tolerated you. Come near my men again... I'm gonna lose patience.
Holland Wagenbach: My ex wife was a drunk, you think if I hauled her off to happy hour every night, I could have saved my marriage?
Shane Vendrell: So, we cause a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner - that's uh, that's a pretty good day.
Vic Mackey: You still got that boyfriend?
Lauren Riley: You still got that wife?
Vic Mackey: No. You still got that boyfriend?
Shane Vendrell: Looks like you wandered into the wrong prayer group, Frosty.
Holland Wagenbach: You're too young to quit.
Claudette Wyms: And I'm too old for this shit.
Shane Vendrell: So, if I'm a cocksucker.
Ronnie Gardocki: What do you mean "if"?
Holland Wagenbach: You ever hear of a Canadian super pot?
Vic Mackey: What, you looking to buy a bag?
Vic Mackey: Put your clothes on, get out of here, and change your taste in men.
Holland Wagenbach: When was the last time you saw your dick without using a mirror?
Vic Mackey: Pack up your shit and get on the first donkey back to home.
David Aceveda: You're going to free a murderer so his mob boss can kill him?
Shane Vendrell: It sounded a lot better the way Vic explained it.
Vic Mackey: I don't speak ebonics, shithead.
Claudette Wyms: Oooooh. Busting crime one blunt at a time.
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Do we have a warrant?
Shane Vendrell: Just my winning smile.
Smitty: Why are you guys always coming to me with this shit?
Vic Mackey: Because you're the last honest guy we know.
Shane Vendrell: Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
