Mayor Winston: Are you sure this is the best title for my autobiography?"Winston On Winston"?
Mike: Hey, as long there aren't two guys on the cover, I think we're okay.
Mike: Why don't you like me anymore?
Nikki: I don't want to talk to you about this. You're just going to confuse me. You're too charming, you're too smart, you're too clever.
Mike: I can change.
Roberta: Mr. Mayor, would you consider marching in the Gay Pride Parade this week?
Mayor Winston: What, are you drunk?
Drew West: So, Randy... what's your favorite sexual position?
Mayor Winston: Well, that's really not any of your business. However, I hear yours is "Man on top, woman in magazine."
Mike: Can you believe this guy?
Carter: No. He has absolutely crossed the line. Who are we talking about?
James: Can men do this?
Mike: Men, yes. You, no.
Charlie: I couldn't face have lost my father, and I runaway from my home. I lived alone, without my family, but, I lived many adventures, and I have many friends.
Psychologist: Well Charlie, that's very interesting.
Caitlin: Of course it is, it's The Lion King.
