Thomas Banacek: If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.
Thomas Banacek: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
Thomas Banacek: Only someone with nothing to be sorry about smiles back at the rear end of an elephant.
Thomas Banacek: When your sleigh is being chased by wolves, throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake.
Thomas Banacek: Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.
Thomas Banacek: When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.
Thomas Banacek: The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.
Thomas Banacek: Though the hippopotamus has no sting on its tail, the wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
