Alice: I'm all ears. Well I'm not all ears... I'm face and tummy and legs and lots of other bits, including some rather private bits I only let a doctor see. Only he wasn't a doctor, and he got arrested soon after.
Owen: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.
Geraldine: Well, here's to love and marriage, which go together like a horse and carriage, according to Cole Porter, who should know, he was gay.
Answer: They have 10, one for each year they've been married...
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