The One Where Old Yeller Dies - S2-E20
Monica: All right, I've got a leg,3 breasts and a wing.
Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit?
The One Where Joey Moves Out - S2-E16
Joey: What are you getting so bent out of shape for? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie!
The One With the Baby on the Bus - S2-E6
Joey: Ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
The One After the Superbowl, part 2 - S2-E13
Chandler: Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler: You know, like when you're cooking a steak.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: Well how do you tell when vegetables are done?
Phoebe: Well you just, you know, you eat them and you can tell.
Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.
The One With The Prom Video - S2-E14
[After Chandler's just mocked Monica for being fat in an old home movie.]
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds!
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?
Answer: Usually by the seventh night of Hanukkah you don't know what to get the other person, and you will probably resort to getting the other person something insignificant. Chandler is basically saying that the pen is a stupid gift.