Nostalgia Critic: All right, look lady, I know you're a crazy, horny, obsessive, emotionally denying, masochistic nymphomaniac, but you can still do better than Tom Green!
Malcolm: I'm levels of uncomfortable I didn't know existed. (00:06:40)
Nostalgia Critic: So, with my giddiness ready to burst...
[Nostalgia Critic's giddiness bursts splattering blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera: Can't you write one year where we're not covered in blood!?
Nostalgia Critic: If I did I know I'd be doing something wrong. This is Sleepwalkers!
[Giddiness rises again and bursts more blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera:... Is it Christmas yet?
Malcolm: Why? He's just going to cover us in more blood. (00:02:35)
Nostalgia Critic: Out for vengeance and, incredibly awkward and hyped up on coke! Now you'll blend in as someone from Hollywood. (00:09:35)
Fantastic 4 Rise of Silver Surfer - S11-E37
[Johnny turns into The Thing.]
Nostalgia Critic:... You look like one of the Smosh guys in a gritty reboot of The Tigger Movie. (00:14:10)
