Fiona Gallagher: Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night?
Lip Gallagher: I'm not my dad. You hear me? I'm not my fucking dad.
Debbie Gallagher: That's right. no ONE fucks with A gallagher.
Steve: And what exactly does "hooked up" mean?
Kevin Ball: Last time I checked, penis goes into vagina.
Lip Gallagher: I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you.
Mickey Milkovich: Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you.
Frank Gallagher: I'd be crying right now if I wasn't so high.
Sheila Jackson: I will make this kitchen my bitch.