Rose Hathaway: Why can't you be like a normal teenage girl and dream about hot naked guys on unicorns?
Lissa Dragomir: Does it have to be unicorns?
Rose Hathaway: Of course not. It could be jet skis, mechanical bulls, or... Why do you have a scary poster of an American ex-president?
Lissa Dragomir: Well, you told me I needed to blend more into Oregano society.
Rose Hathaway: We're in Oregon. You know you're completely hopeless as a human being, right?
Lissa Dragomir: I'm still adjusting.
Jesse: We're sorry.
Ray: We didn't do anything with you that we said we did.
Rose Hathaway: You're telling me something that never happened actually never happened? Thanks.
Rose Hathaway: It's funny. Your reasons for not loving me just... make me love you more.
Rose Hathaway: I don't know about you, but my school can get a little insane. Most of us stay up all night. And all of us think that we'll live forever... if we survive graduation, that is.
Rose Hathaway: I lied, Lissa doesn't think that you're a creepy stalker, she actually likes you.
Christian Ozera: Then why did you-?
Rose Hathaway: Because I think that you're a creepy stalker and I actually don't like you.
Natalie: Don't be absurd.
Rose Hathaway: Said the girl licking the wall.
Dimitri Belikov: Enough. Your training of late has been quite... fine.
Rose Hathaway: Fine? That's it?
Dimitri Belikov: What do you want me to say? That you are a remarkable quick study? That you bring originality to classic moves?
Rose Hathaway: Yeah. I want you to say all of those things.
Dimitri Belikov: Good night, Rose.
Rose Hathaway: I should probably point out that my best friend, Lissa Dragomir, is a royal member of an ancient race. And, yeah, like most creatures with fangs, they live off blood. My name is Rose Hathaway and I've been sworn to protect the royal blood line with my life.
Rose Hathaway: Are you nuts? What are you thinking? Trust me, you do not want to get a nose job in Montana.
Rose Hathaway: Around fourth period, we Dhampir go off and learn fun new ways to maim and kill, while for the Moroi, it's magic time.
Rose Hathaway: How's that 'under the radar' plan working out, Highness?
Lissa Dragomir: Not so much.
Rose Hathaway: God, the female - especially one who lives off blood and magic - is going to have her mood swings. It is never the girl's fault, even when it is the girl's fault. No one ever explained that to you?
Christian Ozera: You know, if you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang out with.
Rose Hathaway: Same to you creep.
Rose Hathaway: I want to see the day six footage. I've had a rough night. Don't make me crawl through a ventilator shaft and lower myself down into the security center on a wire.
Columbus: You've got to be kidding me.
Wichita: You've got to be kidding me.
Madison: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEE!
Tallahassee: You gotta be F*CKING kidding me.
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