Troy Bolton: I've never even heard of Julliard.
Ms. Darbus: Well, that may be the case Mr. Bolton, but evidently Julliard has heard of you.
Once-ler: So you want to know what happened to the trees? I didn't think anybody still cared!
Ted: Well, that's me! The guy who still cares!
Ted: The last seed?
Once-ler: It's not about what it is. It's about what it can become.
Once-ler: Unless someone like you cares an awful lot, things aren't going to get better. They're not.
Ted: You do know that you are talking in rhyme, don't you?
Logan: Finding something like that... in a war... is like finding an angel in hell. So I kept it with me.
Logan: How do you explain something that you can't even understand yourself?
Sonja Jones: He had a personality problem with Orson.
Richard Samuels: Meaning?
Sonja Jones: Meaning he had a personality.
Orson Welles: Where is thou ukulele?
Richard Samuels: I think some asshole... doth... stole it.
Sonja Jones: I'm one huge catalog of faults.
Richard Samuels: Oh, name me one fault.
Sonja Jones: My left breast is smaller than my right.
Richard Samuels: You got a ruler?
Joseph Cotten: Go home, kid.
Richard Samuels: This is home.
Sonja Jones: I'm one huge catalog of faults.
Richard Samuels: Oh, name me one fault.
Sonja Jones: My left breast is smaller than my right.
Richard Samuels: You got a ruler?
Sonja Jones: He had a personality problem with Orson.
Richard Samuels: Meaning?
Sonja Jones: Meaning he had a personality.
Joseph Cotten: Go home, kid.
Richard Samuels: This is home.
Orson Welles: Where is thou ukulele?
Richard Samuels: I think some asshole... doth... stole it.
Dave Stangle: Maybe Dad'll just forget about his ultimatum.
Mike Stangle: Why would Dad forget about an old tomato?
Dave Stangle: No, his ul... his ultimatum.
Mike Stangle: Old tom...?
Dave Stangle: Ultimatum.
Mike Stangle: Are you saying "old tomato"?
Dave Stangle: Ultima-tum, like a tomb or a crypt.
Burt Stangle: I want you two to bring a date. That's two dates.
Dave Stangle: You want us to bring dates to a wedding?
Mike Stangle: Excuse me?
Dave Stangle: Are you allowed to do that?
Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
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