Quotes from Woody Harrelson movies and TV shows - page 5 of 5

Columbus: Oh, Bill Murray.
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before... But that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
[Tallahassee looks annoyed.]
Wichita: She's 12.

Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: ...I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?

Tallahassee: My mom always said I'd be good at something. Who would have guessed it'd be killing zombies?

Tallahassee: I haven't cried like that since Titanic!

Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... That'll do, pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.

Tallahassee: Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

Tallahassee: You got taken hostage by a little girl?
Columbus: She was like a crouching tiger...
Tallahassee: She's twelve!
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age.
Little Rock: Twelve's the new twenty.

Tallahassee: You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Wish granted, she spent the last twenty-four hours fucking us both.

Tallahassee: Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
Columbus: And they're so fat.

Tallahassee: Time to nut up, or shut up!

[They drive up to a gate that has a BM on it.]
Columbus: Hey, look there's a big BM on the gate.
Tallahassee: It ain't Bob Marley.

Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.

Tallahassee: It's time to nut up or shut up.

Columbus: You've got to be kidding me.
Wichita: You've got to be kidding me.
Madison: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEE!
Tallahassee: You gotta be F*CKING kidding me.