Quotes from William Daniels movies and TV shows

David Bedford: I swear on my mother's grave.
Judge Harold Bedford: Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire.
David Bedford: I was speaking in the future tense.

Me and Mr. Joad - S2-E4

Mr. Feeny: I realise that all you 7th-graders are delicate, adolescent flowers, just beginning your high school blooming. And so I say this with utmost sensitivity: take this test, or die!

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Me and Mr. Joad - S2-E4

Mr. Feeny: You know, you seem amused by this display of defiance, Mr. Turner.
Mr. Turner: Oh, I am, I gotta say. 'Cause if I had done to me what I did to them, then I'd have done the same thing to me that they did.
Mr. Feeny: Go to the board and diagram that sentence.

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This Little Piggy - S3-E6

Eric: Alright, look Mr. Feeny, I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale every year?
Mr. Feeny: No.

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Turnaround - S2-E12

Mr. Feeny: Mr. Hunter, the girl in the white turtleneck, is that Ingrid Iverson?
Shawn: That's her.
Mr. Feeny: What on Earth has she done to herself?
Shawn: Oh, she didn't do it, we did. Cory and me.
Mr. Feeny: "Cory and I," Mr. Hunter.
Shawn: Oh yeah, sure, now everybody wants to take credit.

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The Thrilla' in Phila' - S2-E21

Vader: Feeny, you can't tell me what to do anymore. I'm not one of your punk students. I'm the face of death!
Mr. Feeny: You were scarier when you had acne.

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He Said, She Said - S3-E4

Mr. Turner: Hey George, what's up?
Mr. Feeny: Well, I just wanted to be sure you knew that the Hunter boy missed his history test this morning.
Mr. Turner: He what?
Cory: Oh, that's my fault, my fault. I was supposed to tell you that Shawn had a severe case of, uh, help me out here.
Mr. Feeny: Sloth?
Cory: Yes, Hong Kong sloth.

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The Pink Flamingo Kid - S3-E17

Mr. Feeny: I'm frustrated to see two young men throw away a friendship.
Shawn: Yeah, well the way I see it Mr. Feeny, you don't need friends. OK, especially friends like him.
Mr. Feeny: Then who do you count on, Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Family. Your family is always there for you. Come on, Mr. Feeny, a guy like you with no friends, you gotta know I'm right.

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And Then There Was Shawn - S5-E17

Mr. Feeny: Now listen, this class will not be more interested in the romantic goings on of its students than it is with whatever the hell I'm teaching!

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Honesty Night - S5-E21

Mr. Feeny: If I may, five words: Topanga is correct.
Cory: That's only three.
Mr. Feeny: You moron!

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The Psychotic Episode - S6-E21

Cory: You gave me bad advice, Feeny.
Mr. Feeny: What do you mean?
Cory: You were in my dream, Mr. Feeny, and you gave me advice that sucked.
Mr. Feeny: I'm not responsible for Dream Feeny.

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Michael Knight: I need ya buddy.
KITT: Right away Michael.

Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular - S1-E5

K.I.T.T.: Really, some people are simply too much.

Knight Rider [Pilot; a.k.a. Knight of the Phoenix] (1) - S1-E1

KITT: There's no reason for increased volume. I am scanning your interrogatives quite satisfactorily. I am the voice of Knight Industry 2000's microprocessor. K-I-T-T for easy reference. "KITT", if you prefer.

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Knight Rider [Pilot; a.k.a. Knight of the Phoenix] (1) - S1-E1

Michael Knight: [Being pulled over after falling asleep at the wheel] What's going on? What did I do?
KITT: Deny everything. If I may suggest, deafness is always a good approach to law enforcement officers.

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Deadly Maneuvers - S1-E3

Michael Knight: KITT, they're still shooting at us!
KITT: Thank you, Michael, but I noticed that myself.

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Howard Manchester: Now, I warn you solemnly, Marcus, you're denying Joanna the right to be her own, paradoxical self.
Mark Wallace: Howard, you're the largest pocket of untapped natural gas known to man.