Dave Hodgman: Jane, Janie... I'm going to go.
Jane Harmon: What? But I was just telling you about... Don't you want to talk?
Dave Hodgman: No, not tonight. I'll see you on Monday, okay?
Jane Harmon: Okay.
Jane Harmon: He's always been there for me through all my terrible relationships and shit, and I can tell him anything.
Jane Harmon: God, I am so sick of these arrogant jag weeds! They're big, stupid mouths and they're tiny little penises.
Jane Harmon: Well, I'm a little tipsy. Yes, I am.
Jane Harmon: God! I am SO sick of these arrogant jag weeds. Their big stupid mouths and their tiny little penises.
Aubrey Miller: They're not talking about Dave anymore?
Jane Harmon: They're talking about Brendan Meltzer.
Aubrey Miller: Is he douchebag?
Jane Harmon: World's most humongous douchebag.
Wren: Albert! Where are my boobs?
Wren: My mom is gonna kill me.
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