Quotes from Val Kilmer movies and TV shows

The Riddler: Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions.
Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now, because I choose to be.

Batman: Wait. I have a riddle for you.
The Riddler: A riddle? For me? Really? Tell me.
Batman: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
The Riddler: Oh please. You're blind as a bat!
Batman: Exactly.

Chase: What is it about the wrong type of man? In grade school, it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, black rubber.
Batman: Try firemen. Less to take off.

Alfred: I'm sorry to bother you, sir, but I have some rather distressing news about Master Dick.
Bruce Wayne: What? Is he all right?
Alfred: I'm afraid Master Dick has... gone traveling.
Bruce Wayne: He ran away?
Alfred: Actually, he took the car.
Bruce Wayne: He boosted the Jag?
Alfred: Not the Jaguar. The other car.
Bruce Wayne: The Bentley?
Alfred: No, sir. The *other* car.

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Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

Bruce Wayne: I've really got to get you out of those clothes.
Chase Meridian: Excuse me?
Bruce Wayne: And into a black dress. Tell me, doctor. Do you like the circus?

Doug Carlin: This is not surveillance. This is the actual past.
Agent Pryzwarra: Yes.

Agent Pryzwarra: We've got some unique time constraints.

Agent Pryzwarra: It's not your fault she dies.
Doug Carlin: Well, that's one theory.

Jim Morrison: I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Jim Morrison: We're gonna fuck death away.

Jim Morrison: Actually, I don't remember being born. It must have happened during one of my blackouts.

Jim Morrison: Have you ever eaten human flesh?

Jim Morrison: They don't want me - they want my death.

Robby Krieger: I'm afraid of my father. I can't be what they want me to be.
Jim Morrison: Maybe you should kill your father.

Pamela Courson: You actually put your dick in this woman?
Jim Morrison: Well... sometimes, yeah.

Jim Morrison: Teenage death girls want my dick not my words.

Jim Morrison: You're all a bunch of fuckin' slaves! How much longer are you gonna let them push you around?

Jim Morrison: What's wrong with being a large mammal?

Jim Morrison: I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.