Quotes from Tom Holland movies and TV shows

Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker: It's not a onesie. (01:19:00)

Spider-Man: [of Captain America's shield] That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all.

Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
James Rhodes: Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?
Tony Stark: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.

Tony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. Underoos!
[Webbing flies in, stealing Captain America's shield and restraining his hands. Spider-Man lands on a vehicle, holding Cap's shield.]
Spider-Man: Hey, everyone.

Todd: Vioolah.

Jack Fawcett: I understand that it's dangerous, but you've said so yourself, with everything that's happened in Europe, it's not possible to choose a safe passage through life. So many men near my own age did not return from the war, and... And who is to say it will not happen again? It could, mother. It could happen again.
Nina Fawcett: By all accounts, I should be furious because you've just... You've just used my very own words against me. And how can I refute them? They are my own.

Ian Lightfoot: I didn't call you a screw up.
Barley Lightfoot: You didn't have to. The magic said it for you.

Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.

Peter Parker: So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark: You just don't do anything I would do... And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.

Tony Stark: What if somebody had died? That's on you. What if you had died? That's on me. I don't need that guilt on my conscience. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: For how long?
Tony Stark: For ever!
Peter Parker: I'm nothing without the suit!
Tony Stark: If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it.

Adrian Toomes: You're young. You don't understand how the world works.
Peter Parker: Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong.
Adrian Toomes: How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower?

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Matt Murdock: You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There's still the court of public opinion. [Catches a brick thrown through the window].
Peter Parker: How did you just do that?
Matt Murdock: I'm a really good lawyer.

Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.
Peter Parker: No. I just wanna kill you myself.
Green Goblin: Attaboy!

Peter Parker: If I can fix what happened to you then when you go back things will be different and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.
Max Dillon: What do you mean fix us?
Peter Parker: Look, our technology is advanced...
Norman Osborn: I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. Octavius knows what I can do.
Otto Octavius: Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.
Peter Parker: I can't promise you guys anything but at least this way you actually get to go home and have a chance, a second chance.

Nathan Drake: Nuns. Why is it always nuns?

Nathan Drake: Hey, look. You could stay up here and get shot in the head or come down here for a quick cuddle. Up to you. I'm goin' down.