Kyle Scheible: I didn't lose my virginity to you.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Wait, what?
Kyle Scheible: I lost my virginity to Cassie Duvall.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Excuse me? You said you were a virgin.
Kyle Scheible: No I didn't. Cause I'm not. And I haven't lied in 2 years.
Kyle Scheible: What you do is very baller. You're very anarchist.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Yeah. Fuck'em.
Kyle Scheible: Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fucking kill your family.
Kyle Scheible: What?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Sorry. I... that was an exaggeration.
Kyle Scheible: It's okay. My dad has cancer, so I guess God's doing that for us.
Kyle Scheible: You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life.
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