Quotes from Tim Roth movies and TV shows

Ted the Bellhop: I'm coming up and if there isn't a dead body by the time I get there, I'll make one myself. You.

Ted the Bellhop: Police! It's an emergency! Police get someone over here right fucking now. There is a dead fuckin' whore.

Ted the Bellhop: Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural.

Ted the Bellhop: I'm in a situation I can't begin to explain.

George: Why are you doing this?
Peter: Why not?

Prince Rainier: My family, my country has known conflict, and we've chosen to reject it, because that is not the future of Europe, gentlemen. The future is business for the sake of business. Not for the sake of government - and certainly not for the sake of de Gaulle's empire. If you value your liberty, then you, too, should understand that all tyranny needs to gain a foot hold is for men of conscience to remain silent.

Henry's Father: "You... little... pussy." That's what my old man called me. Just like it was my name. And I proved him right. By killin' all the wrong people. I love you, Henry. I'll never call you anything, but your name, but you gotta decide: Are you gonna lay there, swallow that blood in your mouth? Or, you gonna stand up, spit it out, and go spill theirs?

Henry's Father: You... little... pussy.

Oswaldo Mobray: The man who pulls the lever, that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion, is always in danger of not being justice.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: How are you feeling?
Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.

Emil Blonsky: I've had missions go wrong, and seen good people go down, all because someone didn't tell them what they were walking into. I moved on because that's the job, and that's what we do. But this... This is a whole new level of weird, and I don't think I want to step away from it. Sir, if you're going to take another crack at him, I want in. And with respect, sir, you'll need a team that's prepared and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again... You're going to have a lot of professional tough guys pissing in their pants, sir.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: How old are you, Blonsky, forty-five?
Emil Blonsky: Thirty-nine.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That takes a toll, doesn't it?
Emil Blonsky: Yes, it does.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: So get out of the trenches. You should be a Colonel by now, with your record.
Emil Blonsky: No, sir, I'm a fighter, and I'll be one for as long as I can. Mind you, if I took what I had now, and put it in a body that I had ten years ago, that would be something I could use to fight him...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: I think I can arrange something like that.

Crystal: There is a limit to my classiness.
Gig: Tch. Quite Obviously.

Gig: It's merely the concept of gravity.
Russ: No, no, the concept of gravity is when you fall down and break your head open.
Gig: Well, obviously your glass is half empty.
Russ: No, my glass is totally empty.

Febre the Man in Black: What if I absolutely must kill someone?
Cardinal Richelieu: Well, if you must, you must.

Rochefort, Richelieu Henchman: You're mad.
Febre the Man in Black: That's the second time this evening I've been called mad, and I'm beginning to resent it.

Cardinal Richelieu: So you plot the course of history, now. You're indeed mad.
Febre the Man in Black: That's three times. It must be so.

The Queen: I will die before I help you.
Febre the Man in Black: Well, you wouldn't be the first.

D'Artagnan: Do not harm her.
Febre the Man in Black: But, I feel the need to harm someone.

Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!