Quotes from Teri Hatcher movies and TV shows

Lois Lane: You took advantage of our privileged interview session to steal highly incriminating evidence from an unsuspecting subject... Oh! I love that! Mmmm.

Lois Lane: Well, you two are invited to my house for Christmas dinner tonight.
Perry White: Well that sure beats the soup kitchen.
Lois Lane: Don't get your hopes too high.

Clark Kent: The point is you are the same reporter you have always been. Hard-working. Dedicated. Maybe a little over the top sometimes. You could use some more vacations. Maybe a semblance of a life.
Lois Lane: Is this leading anywhere?
Clark Kent: Lois, you are the best reporter in the city. You always have been and you always will be.

Lois Lane: So, how did I rate as a date?
Clark Kent: Oh, A-plus.
Lois Lane: I hung on your arm decoratively.
Clark Kent: You did.
Lois Lane: Fawned appropriately.
Clark Kent: Absolutely.
Lois Lane: And just faded into the background during your big moment.
Clark Kent: You were beautiful, but invisible.
Lois Lane: Mmm, make me go through another night like that, and I'll rip out your spleen.

Lois Lane: I win, you lose, we're both happy.

Lois Lane: So you're saying you would never lie to your wife, that's assuming someone would actually be crazy enough to say "I do' to you?

Lois Lane: You still think I'm crazy?
Clark Kent: I think you're brilliant. But there is a fine line between brilliance and lunacy.

Superman: Lois, I want you to know that I think what you did for Clark showed incredible bravery.
Lois Lane: It was nothing.
Superman: Was it?
Lois Lane: I guess not. I guess there isn't anything I wouldn't do for him.

Lois Lane: Jimmy, give me back my dress.
Clark Kent: Now there's something you don't hear around the newsroom everyday.

Lois Lane: I know you may not believe this, but there was a time where I had to be the best at everything.

Lois Lane: Tell me the biggest secret you have.
Clark Kent: What?
Lois Lane: Tell me the biggest secret you have. Something you'd never reveal to anyone.
Clark Kent: Why?
Lois Lane: Because I'm about to tell you mine and I need blackmail material.

Superman: You know what's great about you?
Lois Lane: Sure, but you could repeat it again.
Superman: Everything.

Clark Kent: I just wanted to say goodbye.
Lois Lane: Goodbye? We're partners.
Clark Kent: You don't need a partner Lois, you never did.
Lois Lane: Well, maybe not, but I was starting to like having one.

Lois Lane: Clark, you can do the horizontal rhumba with the entire Met-Net cheerleading squad for all I care, just keep your hands off my copy.

Lois Lane: Well, I like my quirks. I think they make me unique.
Clark Kent: You certainly are unique.

Lois Lane: What do I know? These glasses fooled me for two years. Oh boy, what a dope.

Lois Lane: Well, that's a terrific reason to get married, to avoid harassment.

Lois Lane: What kind of person keeps a body frozen in a glass case?
Clark Kent: Somebody who's having a hard time getting a date?

Lois Lane: Even when a huge part of you didn't make any sense, there was a part deep down that did.

Lois Lane: Clark! You came. Why aren't you in Smallville with your folks?
Clark Kent: Oh, uh... my plane got snowed in.
Lois Lane: It did? But it's not snowing... Oh! You are the best.