Rocky Balboa: Come on Paulie, we're about to serve the special.
Paulie: Italian food made by Mexicans ain't that special.
Rocky Balboa: What's crazy about standing toe to toe and saying "I am"?
Rocky Balboa: Why do you gotta owe something to get something?
Paulie: Are you angry because Adrian left you?
Rocky Balboa: She didn't leave, she died.
Rocky Balboa: Ya know they always say if you live in one place long enough, you are that place.
Paulie: I ain't no talking building, Rock.
Paulie: Who's the criminal?
Rocky Balboa: He's a nice kid.
Paulie: He dresses like a bum.
Rocky Balboa: Oh, coming from a human hamper, that's quite a compliment.
Rocky Balboa: I just got one thing to say... to my wife at home: Yo, Adrian! I DID IT.
Rocky Balboa: I was wonderin' what you were doin' the next 40 or 50 years.
Employment Manager: Can I be honest? No one's going to offer you an office job. There's too much competition. Why don't you fight? I read somewhere you're a very good fighter.
Rocky Balboa: Yeah, well, was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.
Gazo: How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe.
Rocky Balboa: Condominiums?
Gazo: Yeah, condominiums.
Rocky Balboa: I never use 'em.
Rocky Balboa: I was wonderin' if, uh, you wouldn't mind marryin' me very much.
Interviewer: Do you have a criminal record?
Rocky Balboa: Nothin' worth braggin' about.
Reporter: Rock, you got anything derogatory to say about the champ?
Rocky Balboa: Derogatory? Yeah. He's great.
Rocky Balboa: It's Apollo.
Mickey: Who were you expecting?
Rocky Balboa: I was hoping he wouldn't show.
Mickey: Who the hell is that?
Rocky Balboa: Avon lady.
Rocky Balboa: You know, I never knew you were so light, you know.
Adrian: No?
Rocky Balboa: No. If I did, I would've carried you everywhere.
Rocky Balboa: I feel like a Kentucky Fried-idiot!
Clubber Lang: I'm going to bust you up.
Rocky Balboa: Go for it.
Clubber Lang: I'm the baddest man in the world.
Rocky Balboa: You don't look so bad to me.
Clubber Lang: What did you say, Paper Champion? I'll beat you like a dog, a dog, you fool.
Apollo Creed: You know, Stallion? It's too bad we gotta get old, huh?
Rocky Balboa: Ah, just keep punchin', Apollo... you want to ring the bell?
Apollo Creed: Alright... Ding Ding.
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