Quotes from Steve Zahn movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

J.D.: Fuck you, replacement-friends.
Wayne: Eat this, Fake Wayne.

Darren: I don't think I'm gonna be real comfortable with these things on my nipples.
Wayne: I can put 'em on your balls.
Darren: The nipples are fine. Nipples work.

Lenny: "Skitch", how did we get here?
Guy: I led you here, sir, for I am Spartacus.

Lenny: Where was I? Oh yeah, playing songs on my guitar.

Phil Horace: I'm talking about Rock 'N' Roll shows in Steubenville, Youngstown, Pittsburgh, places like that.
The Bass Player: Pittsburgh?
Lenny: Steubenville?

Lenny: Thank you, Illinois! The Land of Lincoln.

Lenny: Hey, wasn't that our fan?

Mr. White: OK, the first thing that needs to change is the name. It's confusing. From now on, you are The Wonders.
Lenny: As like, I wonder what happened to the O-Ne-Ders?
Mr. White: Exactly.

Mr. White: Next, this "Oneders", with the O-N-E, it doesn't work. It's confusing. From now on, you boys'll just be... simply The Wonders.
Lenny: As in, I wonder what happened to the O'Needers?

Bad Ape: Human get sick. Ape get smart. Then human kill ape. But not me. I run.