Matthew Poncelet: Hitler got things done.
Sister Helen Prejean: Show me some respect, Matthew.
Matthew Poncelet: Why? 'Cause you're a nun?
Sister Helen Prejean: Because I'm a person.
Matthew Poncelet: I just wanna say I think killin' is wrong, no matter who does it, whether it's me or y'all or your government.
Daulton Lee: Let me ask you now. These, these clothing. Would this be considered formal clothing for your country? Is this the average garb?
Nigerian diplomat: It's, er, garbage.
Daulton Lee: How many guys do you know who's best friend is also their priest?
Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags.
Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
Jeff Spicoli: People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
Mr. Vargas: They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think.
Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
Jeff Spicoli: Righteous bucks.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let's party.
Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes.
Jeff and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Jeff Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.
Conrad: They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you, and then just when you think it's all over, that's when the real fucking starts.
Conrad: They won't leave me alone! I'm a goddam human piƱata.
Mickey Cohen: Ah, the children of the night, what music they make.
Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.
Tobin Keller: You think that not getting caught in a lie is the same thing as telling the truth.
Silvia Broome: What do you do when you can't sleep?
Tobin Keller: I stay awake.
Harvey Milk: Without hope, life's not worth living.
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