Carla Rodrigo: You told me I was going to be safe with you.
Max Klein: You're safe. You're safe because we died already.
Quotes from Rosie Perez movies and TV shows
Cindy: You are like wet sand in my underwear.
Jim: Ouch.
Cindy: It's not right to feel shitty this time of year, but everybody does. It's like this is life and once you go through it long enough you realise what the flavor is. And it sure ain't vanilla.
Cindy: Too bad though. He is kinda cuta. I'd do him. If he just wasn't so dumb.