Kumail: So... to fully know I love someone, I have to cheat on them?
Terry: Out loud, it sounds stupid. Eh, it's... yeah, that's terrible advice.
Ray Barone: This coming from the guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank Barone: It's called protecting your sandwich!
Ray Barone: You can't create fate, 'cause then it's not fate, it's voodoo.
Manny: Sid, I'm gonna fall on you again, and this time I will kill you.
Peaches: So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.
Buck: They'll be nothing but bones in three minutes; well, maybe five for the fat one.
Manny: I'm not fat!
Manny: Oh, great. After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.
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