Quotes from Ray Romano movies and TV shows

Kumail: So... to fully know I love someone, I have to cheat on them?
Terry: Out loud, it sounds stupid. Eh, it's... yeah, that's terrible advice.

Ray Barone: This coming from the guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank Barone: It's called protecting your sandwich!

Ray Barone: You can't create fate, 'cause then it's not fate, it's voodoo.

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame."
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire. (00:57:55)

Manny: Don't listen to him, folks. Fast Tony would sell his mother's ashes for a grape.
Fast Tony: Is that an offer?

Manny: Sid, I'm gonna fall on you again, and this time I will kill you.

Peaches: So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

Buck: They'll be nothing but bones in three minutes; well, maybe five for the fat one.
Manny: I'm not fat!

Manny: Oh, great. After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.