Toymaker: Do you Barnaby take Mary to be your wedded wife? To keep her in sickness, in adversity, in poverty, in tragedy, in disaster.
Barnaby: What are you doing?
Toymaker: Well, I was just trying to talk you out of it.
Barnaby: Not yet, boys. The odds will be better when they're sleeping. We'll wait till nightfall. Come, let us lurk.
Barnaby: For lunch, I had roast goose.
Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.
More Babes in Toyland quotes
Marty Peters: Where do ya come from, Tex?
Chris Maule: Massachusetts.
Scarecrow: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. I've got a brain!
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