Josie McCoy: If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would.
Melody: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.
Josie McCoy: It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, just decide for yourselves.
Josie McCoy: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp.
Josie McCoy: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough.
Melody: The tough make lemonade.
Melody: I think when somebody said, "This is the life," this is what they were talking about.
Valerie: Private Plane.
Josie McCoy: Record deal.
Melody: Coasters.
Laughing Girl: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came.
Josie McCoy: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?
Laughing Girl: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears.
Melody: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special.
Laughing Girl: Yeah... special ed.
Josie McCoy: Jerkin! Tretorns are the new Adidas.
Laney Boggs: Who the hell would nominate me?
Mackenzie Siler: When was the last time you tweezed?
Laney Boggs: What?
Mackenzie Siler: I mean your eyebrows.
Laney Boggs: Never, why?
Mackenzie Siler: Ever watch Sesame Street?
Laney Boggs: Yeah.
Mackenzie Siler: You know Bert?
Dean Sampson: Is that a no?
Laney Boggs: That's a hell no.
Zach Siler: What was that?
Laney Boggs: I was busy.
Zach Siler: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
Laney Boggs: I did not wig.
Zach Siler: Oh, there was major wiggage.
Laney Boggs: Am I a bet? Am I a fucking BET?
Dean Sampson: His dad owns Harrison Ford.
Laney Boggs: The actor?
Dean Sampson: No, the car dealership.
Laney Boggs: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
Laney Boggs: What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
Mackenzie Siler: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.
Laney Boggs: What do you have in mind?
Mackenzie Siler: Well, I have an idea.
Laney Boggs: What kind of idea?
Mackenzie Siler: ...You'd really have to trust me.
Zach Siler: So, can I have the last dance?
Laney Boggs: No, you can have the first.
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