Quotes from Olivia Hallinan movies and TV shows

Kim: Tonight was different. Tonight I was living the dream. I was buying my girlfriend a drink and nothing could stop me.

Kim: Just when you thought life couldn't get any worse you're a virgin with a sexually transmitted disease.

Kim: She's not gay and I don't want to be.

Kim: You came looking for me the other night. After I did what I did you still came and took me to the hospital.
Saint: I never said I was smart.

Sugar: Ugh. Now are you sure this is a proper champagne? 'Cause it is dry as fuck.
Kim: It's supposed to be. It's prized for its dryness. It's an acquired taste.
Sugar: Nah, they probably got some sugar for this.
Kim: You can't put sugar in champagne.
Sugar: Excuse me, you can put a little sugar in anything.

Kim: There's this girl, Sugar, who I like, I really like. I suppose you could say I'm obsessed, and basically if I don't shag her soon I'm going to explode, so I thought heavy narcotics might ease things on a bit.

Kim: You ever think about what would have happened if you haven't been taken away?
Sugar: Sometimes.
Kim: And?
Sugar: Kim, we have our moments together but most of the time we annoy the fuck out of each other. Saint's great for you. It simply makes sense and you know it. Besides... It'll never top the night we did have. I'll still be thinking about that one when I'm shuffling around in my incontentenant pants, that's if I don't have alzheimer's.

Kim: What's the male version of a prick-tease?
Tom: A twat-tease?

Kim: We walk around pretending we're in a Disney movie when really it's a gangster porn flick.

Kim: I was so busy telling everyone what everyone else thought I forgot to tell them both to sod off.

Kim: It's amazing the things you do when you're a fucked-up teenager. Adolescents are hormonally insane.

Kim: Fantasizing during my first time? I'm sure they don't tell you to do that in Cosmo-Girl.

Kim: So, Sugar figured out I'm a rug-muncher.