Quotes from Nicolas Cowan movies and TV shows

Johnny: Adam, you're driving.
Adam: Ain't it bitchin'?

Mac: Crazy, is that it, you just wanna drive me crazy, is that it?
Adam: No Dad, we just wanna drive... but the MAN won't LET us.

Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
Lt. Spence: I had a key.
Johnny: Where, we searched you?
Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.

Adam: I see you leading thousands victoriously into battle.
Zatch: Really?
Adam: What's this? You're wearing a dress.
Zatch: What's this?
Adam: Psych.

Zatch: They have taken him.
Adam: Woah! How'd he do that?
Iggy: Like this: They have taken him.

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