Quotes from Nathan Lane movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Leo Bloom: We might have a position for you.
Max Bialystock: As a matter of fact, we might have several positions for you.

Leo Bloom: FAT! FAT.
Max Bialystock: I'm not that fat.
Leo Bloom: FAT! Fat! Fatty! Fatso! You fat fat fatty fat walrus! Gimme the FAT books.

Leo Bloom: Oh, Max. Max, she's fantastic. The most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I've never felt this way before. It's like a volcano erupting inside of me... like hot lava rising higher and higher and - What is that, Max? What is it?
Max Bialystock: It's called an erection. It's either that or malaria.

Max Bialystock: Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation.

Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings.
Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?

Max Bialystock: We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?

Ulla: My name is Ulla Inka Hanson Benson Yanson Tallen Hallen Swadon Swanson.
Max Bialystock: What is your first name?
Ulla: Oh that was my first name. Would you like to hear my last name?
Max Bialystock: We don't have the time.

Preed: Fight the good fight, precious.
Stith: Preed, I'll kill you! Okay? I will kill you!

Preed: My scanners are showing a veritable cornucopia of nothing.

Korso: You back-stabbing.
Preed: Well, I learned from the best.