Quotes from Nathan Kress movies and TV shows

Todd White: Hey self, what is it, twenty five years in the future and I just know you are playing in the NBA now and are super rich. And you also have a super smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend, so what are you hanging around here for? Why don't you head up to your penthouse and bang her good, bro.
Trey: That's your time capsule message, Todd?
Todd White: Huh... why not?

Gary: That was good thinking with that knife back there.
Trey: I thought you'd be mad.
Gary: Oh I am. Hand it over.