Quotes from Mr. T movies and TV shows

Murdock: I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish.
B.A. Baracus: Shut up fool, you ain't no fish.

B.A. Baracus: I'm gonna kill that crazy Murdock.

B.A. Baracus: They're closin'. They got us.
Hannibal: You never know.
B.A. Baracus: I do. We're almost out of gas.
Hannibal: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
B.A. Baracus: 'Cause I liked the paint job.

B.A. Baracus: Shut up, fool.

Hannibal: B.A., there's an old saying - "The best defense is a good offense."
B.A. Baracus: You got that wrong, man. A good offense is the best defense.
Hannibal: Okay, have it your way.

B.A. Baracus: That's it. You're going into the water.

Diner owner: Would you like some coffee?
Face: Yes that'd be very nice.
Diner owner: How would you like it?
B.A. Baracus: In a cup, fool.