Quotes from Mickey Rooney movies and TV shows

Lt. Harry Brubaker: I'm a lawyer from Denver, Colorado.
Mike Forney: Judas, how'd you wind up in a smelly ditch in Korea?
Lt. Harry Brubaker: I was just asking myself that same question.

Lt. Harry Brubaker: Did you ever hear Admiral Tarrant go on about the war? About the chosen few who have to lay it on the line?
Mike Forney: Naw, me and Nester don't do too much fraternizing with admirals.

Mr. Cherrywood: The Care Bears have a very special mission, and that mission is to help everyone share their feelings with others.

Mr. Cherrywood: Thanks to the Care Bears, Kim and Jason remembered how good it was to have friends who cared. They're troubles were over, but as for Nicholas, his troubles were just beginning.

William Simon aka Billy Bright: I could have been a millionaire.
Martin 'Cockeye' Van Buren: Then, why didn't you do it, then?
William Simon aka Billy Bright: Because I listened to dumbbells like you, that's why?
Martin 'Cockeye' Van Buren: If I'm such a dumbbell, why'd you listen?
William Simon aka Billy Bright: Because I was a bigger dumbbell.

Martin 'Cockeye' Van Buren: Frank, I'm not too happy. I think I ought to have a couple more close-ups, huh?

Adult Tod: We're still friends, right?
Adult Copper: Tod, those days are over. I'm a hunting dog now.

Young Tod: A worm for breakfast? Yuck.

Mi Taylor: Some day you'll learn that greatness is only the seizing of opportunity - clutching with your bare hands 'til the knuckles show white.

Santa Claus: All right. What are you up to?
Mrs. Santa: Up to? Do I look like I'm up to something?
Santa Claus: No, you don't look like you're up to something, but whenever you look like you're not up to anything, you're up to something.