Dean: In my experience, the prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is, which makes you insane.
Cindy: I like how you can compliment and insult somebody at the same time, in equal measure.
Arlene Lorenzo: I love Dick.
Mitzi Fabelman: Everything happens for a reason.
Hadassah Fabelman: My rabbi in New Jersey says a monkey in the house isn't kosher.
Mitzi Fabelman: That's why we're not going to eat him.
Mitzi Fabelman: Guilt is a wasted emotion.
Mitzi Fabelman: Movies are dreams that you never forget.
Mitzi Fabelman: I've started therapy!
Mitzi Fabelman: I will never leave Arizona, and Arizona will never leave me.
Penny Travis: Is there such a thing as the human heart, now there's the better question.
Tim Travis: Well, if you listen closely, you can hear 'em breaking.
Marilyn Monroe: Don't forget me.
Colin Clark: As if I could.
Sir Laurence Olivier: Marilyn, my darling, you are an angel and I kiss the hem of your garment but why can't you get here on time for the love of fuck?
Marilyn Monroe: Oh, you have that word in England too, ha?
Arthur Jacobs: Marilyn, is it true you wear nothing in bed but Perfume?
Marilyn Monroe: Darling, as I'm in England let's say I sleep in nothing but Yardley's lavender.
Colin Clark: Let me protect you from all this.
Marilyn Monroe: What are you gonna do? Marry me?
Colin Clark: Why not? You could quit this. Forget Marilyn Monroe. Forget Hollywood. Let it all go. Just let it go.
Marilyn Monroe: I couldn't just give it up.
Colin Clark: Why not? Why not when it drives you crazy?
Marilyn Monroe: You think I'm crazy?
Colin Clark: I just meant you could be happy.
Marilyn Monroe: I am happy.
Colin Clark: ...Of course you're happy. You're the biggest star in the world.
Marilyn Monroe: Little girls should be told how pretty they are. They should grow up knowing how much their mother loves them.
Marilyn Monroe: All people ever see is Marilyn Monroe. As soon as they realise I'm not her, they run.
Marilyn Monroe: I want this to be the perfect date. I haven't had a real date since I was 13 years old.
Marilyn Monroe: Forgive my horrible face.
Marilyn Monroe: Why do the people I love always leave me?
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