Ellen Olenska: Do you think her lover will send her a box of yellow roses tomorrow morning?
Ellen Olenska: I knew you'd come.
Newland Archer: That shows you wanted me to.
Newland Archer: All the older women like and admire you. They want to help.
Ellen Olenska: I know. I know, as long as they don't hear anything unpleasant. Does no one here want to know - want to know the truth, Mr. Archer? The real loneliness is living among all these kind people who only asks you to pretend.
Ellen Olenska: How can we be happy behind the backs of people who trust us?
Ellen Olenska: Is New York such a labyrinth? I thought it was all straight up and down like Fifth Avenue. All the cross streets numbered and big honest labels on everything.
Newland Archer: Everything is labeled, but everybody is not.
Ellen Olenska: Then I must count on you for warnings too.
Newland Archer: What could you possibly gain that could make up for the scandal?
Ellen Olenska: My freedom.
Hope Van Dyne: What are you so afraid of?
Janet Van Dyne: There's something I never told you.
Janet Van Dyne: You'd be wiping out entire timelines, murdering trillions of people.
Kang The Conqueror: I wish that mattered, Janet.
Selina Kyle: Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me...
Max Shreck: Actually, it's a lot like that.
Selina Kyle: Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
Max Shreck: Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman?
Catwoman: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!
Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... Yummier.
Selina Kyle: It's gonna be a hot time in a cold town tonight.
Bruce Wayne: You've got sort of a dark side, don't you?
Selina Kyle: No darker than yours, Bruce.
Selina Kyle: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier...if you mean it.
[Bruce and Selina realize each other's identities.]
Selina Kyle: Oh my god. Does this mean we have to start fighting?
Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
Catwoman: You said you were going to scare the Ice Princess.
The Penguin: She looked pretty scared to me.
Barnabas Collins: Tell me, what do you know of Barnabas Collins?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Just legends, really. Two centuries ago, a witch turned him into a vampire and locked him away.
Barnabas Collins: What is known of his death?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Nothing.
Barnabas Collins: That, madam, is because he never died.
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