Quotes from Michael J. Fox movies and TV shows - page 4 of 5

Dr. Benjamin Stone: Listen, doctor, I've got a boy here in cardiac crisis.You can't treat that with Coca-Cola or Bisquick.We're gonna have to use real medicine this time.Now I'm sending him to Athens General.You're his regular fucking doctor, you get your fat ass out of bed, get down there and go with him.

Dr. Aurelius Hogue: Tell us about real doctoring Stone.You know, big-city medicine.
Dr. Benjamin Stone: Well so much has changed in the forty years since you went to medical school doctor, I really wouldn't know where to start.
Dr. Aurelius Hogue: Smart-ass.

Dr. Benjamin Stone: I am so fucked.
Deputy Cotton: Watch your language doc.You're in the buckle of the bible belt here.Try saying fudge or something.
Dr. Benjamin Stone: Fiddlesticks too strong?
Deputy Cotton: Depends.

Alex P. Keaton: Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial.
Mallory Keaton: Alex you know that could be any one of my friends.

Steven Keaton: Alex destroyed all of them when he was two, he found them politically offensive.
Alex P. Keaton: You have no proof that was me.
Elyse Keaton: We found your rattle on the shelf in the bookcase.
Alex P. Keaton: It could have been some other babies rattle.
Elyse Keaton: It was your Nixon rattle.

Alex P. Keaton: Remember when we were kids and I ran you over with my bicycle?
Erwin 'Skippy' Handleman: Yes.
Alex P. Keaton: I have a car now.

Alex P. Keaton: People who have money don't need people.

Alex P. Keaton: It's just like taking candy from a baby.
Jennifer Keaton: Brings back memories.

Doug Ireland: Nothing's impossible Albert. Impossible just takes a couple extra phone calls.

Doug Ireland: I'm a genie in a suit, just rub me and make a wish.

Doug Ireland: Short skirt on a breezy day, a real crowd-pleaser.

Frank Bannister: Catch you later, Hiles.
Sergeant Hiles: Hey, my tour of duty runs another 85 years! There's a piece of dirt up here with your name on it, Bannister! I'm waiting for you, you little maggot.

Dr. Lucy Lynskey: Tell me, why is it that you can see Ray and I can't?
Frank Bannister: I was in an accident. A car accident... about five years ago. I don't know. They say that sometimes when you have a traumatic experience that it can alter your perception.

Daniel: I'm giving up bowling.
Robin: Why?
Daniel: My wrist. It's a pre-arthritic condition. It's not gonna get better.
Robin: You saw a doctor?
Daniel: No, Al, the janitor at the bowling alley examined it. He uh, seemed to know what he was talking about. He took me right away. Of course I saw a doctor.

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John Moss: Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway.
Nick Lang: Me too.
John Moss: And don't quit like me, either.

Chance: Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug.

Chance: I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one.

Chance: It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty.
Sassy: Speaking of doody, I thought I smelled something.

Michael Chapman: I turned Angela from a pickpocket into a star into a shoplifter.

Brantley Foster: Please God, help me get out of this. I swear I'll go all over the world telling people not to screw the boss' wife.