Rocky: We should run.
Tum Tum: We should hide.
Colt: We should kick their butts.
Quotes from Max Elliott Slade movies and TV shows
Grandpa: Colt, what is a ninja?
Colt: A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.
Rocky: A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline.
Tum Tum: A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.
Hugo Snyder: Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt: You're a geek.
Colt: Oh no, robbers.
Hammer: Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.
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