Emmett: Could have been the Russians, aliens, maybe the South Koreans...
Michelle: You mean North Koreans?
Emmett: Is that the crazy one? Then yeah.
Mary Todd Lincoln: Well, I wouldn't back away from what's right just because it's hard. My father used to say: plant your feet and stand firm. The only question is where to put your feet.
Abraham Lincoln: I'm sorry, Mary. I'm sorry I've kept you in the dark all these years... I need you, Mary.
Mary Todd Lincoln: I've waited a long time to hear you say those words.
Kevin Fischer: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: It's nothing. It's just that I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.
Kevin Fischer: Why would you worry about me? We don't even like each other, remember?
Wendy Christensen: What happened to willful ignorance?
Kevin Fischer: Hey, I'm full of shit, all right? I never thought I could see my own death before it happened Wendy.
Kevin Fischer: Wait a minute. Spongebob lives underwater.
Wendy Christensen: It's so sad that you know that.
Wendy Christensen: You didn't even believe me...
Ian McKinley: Yeah, well, seeing is believing.
Wendy Christensen: The people who got off the roller coaster are still going to die. Unless we can find a way to stop it.
Jason Wise: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: Umm. I was having that feeling like Deja Vu. You know? Except for something that hasn't happened yet.
Wendy Christensen: I'm usually such a control freak but, I couldn't stop it. I should've done everything I could to stop it, and I would do anything for a second chance. But I never can. I don't want to one day feel the same way about you Julie. I can't talk to mom and dad. You're all I have left.
Wendy Christensen: [With camera.] These are for the yearbook and I have to turn them in tomorrow to make a deadline and, like, I doubt if a shot of Stacy Kobayashi's camel toe is gonna make it in there.
Kevin Fischer: Whew, I'd buy two.
Wendy Christensen: It's not working! Somebody stop the train!
Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.
Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?
Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.
Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.
Ramona V. Flowers: We all have baggage.
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes.
Scott Pilgrim: You know her?
Ramona V. Flowers: It was just a phase.
Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona V. Flowers: I was just a litte bi-curious.
Roxy Richter: I'm just a little bi-furious!
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