Countess: How many days left till Halloween, Sebastian?
Sebastian: Oh, a little more than a week, Countess. I told you not to worry.
Countess: Not to worry? How amusing. But then you're not the one who needs to have the virgin blood of a young man not once, but three times before All Hallows Eve. Not to worry? Being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare.
Sebastian: Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening?
Mark Kendall: Are you a prostitute?
Countess: I'm whatever you want me to be.
Mark Kendall: Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars.
Countess: I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys' Choir hit town.
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
Don Diego: Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers.
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: How can there be two of you?
Zorro: You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone.
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