Quotes from Lance Crouther movies and TV shows

Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: ...I'm sorry. What was that?
Pootie Tang: Cole - Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
Pootie Tang: ...Cole me down on the panny sty?
Bob Costas: Oh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right.

Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause that's a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

Pootie Tang: Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine.

Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai.

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