Quotes from Kevin Sorbo movies and TV shows

Professor Radisson: If you're looking for an easy grade without much work put into it, now would be your turn to leave.

Hercules: What are you doing here?
Iolaus: What do you mean?
Hercules: Iolaus, you're dead.
Iolaus: Yeah, well, I was kinda hoping you wouldn't notice.

Ares: I can't believe you have these mortals convinced that you're this "Kevin Sorbo" character.
Hercules: Some people just aren't ready for the truth.

Iolaus: Have you ever been wrong?
Hercules: I thought so once, but I was wrong.

Ascalante: I cannot take a man's life.
Kull: Now you're telling me?

Kull: With this axe, I rule.

Ascalante: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
Kull: She told me she was 19.

Captain: I remember when my father used to beat me.
Queen Margo: Traditional rites of passage.
Captain: No, my father was an alcoholic.

Captain: I'm going to go all Hercules on your ass!