Natalie Certain: Storm's chances of winning are 95.2%.
Anita Hill: Why are you doing this?
Charles Ogletree: I've got students more qualified than Thomas. Plus, I believe you.
Anita Hill: What about tenure?
Charles Ogletree: Hell, in 24 hours, I'll be able to get any job I want. Fuck tenure.
Stephen: You said you ain't know him.
Broomhilda: Huh?
Stephen: I said, "You said you ain't know him."
Broomhilda: I don't.
Stephen: Yes, you do.
Broomhilda: Mister Stephen, I don't.
Stephen: Why is you lying to me?
Broomhilda: I ain't.
Stephen: Then why is you cryin'?
Broomhilda: You scaring me.
Stephen: Why is I'm scarin' you?
Broomhilda: Because you're scary.
Della Bea Robinson: He isn't my gift to you, he's your son.
Ray Charles: There's some things you're not understandin'.
Della Bea Robinson: Well, make me understand, Ray.
Ray Charles: Baby, when I walk out that door I walk out alone in the dark. I'm trying to do something ain't nobody ever done in music and business. But I can't do it if I'm alone everywhere I go. I don't wanna be alone here, Bea. Not in my own home. Look, Bea, if you don't understand me, then who will?
Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?
Chenille: They call him Snookie because Fool was taken.
Chenille: Too many little boys thinkin' they thugs.
Chenille: And this is Diggy. She thinks she's down.
Diggy: Excuse me? I am down, okay?
Chenille: You can't help who you love, Derek, you're not supposed to.
Chenille: Quit it Nikki.
Nikki: Excuse me, I ain't walkin' on egg shells just cause you brought the Brady Bunch.
Olivia Pope: It's handled.
John Henry 'Jack' Armstrong: What is that?
Alex Guerrero: It's a turkey baster. You're not poking that thing inside me, I don't do dick.
Fatima Goodrich: Don't look at me, I want it the old fashioned way.
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